The Vampire Conspiracy I-II

by Oli Frost

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1.	The Vampire Conspiracy (Part I) 02:10	lyrics	buy track
Of course climate change is a conspiracy Made up by socialist vampires to push policies A greener fairer world that's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood We'll build clean energy to improve air quality Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed A well-being revolution that's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood And recycling is a lie To make you go outside The night you take your bins out Is the night we bite We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees Stress is a pollution we don't want blood to clot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood Smart meters are a lie So you invite us inside We hide in hi-vis So we catch your eye (To mesmerise you) So now you know our plan to descale economy Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP Don't try to warn the others It's already too late The next blood we drink is running in your veins
2.	The Vampire Conspiracy (Part II) 01:49	lyrics	buy track
So you've heard our evil socialist vampire plot For the greenest fairest world with the most delicious blood Your werewolf leaders say we would make you less free But how free is their wolf ideology? Are you free? When market forces keep you on a leash Are you free? Chasing sticks that are always out of reach Are you free? Working for the wolves that want for more and more Maybe it's time to serve vampire overlords As long as it's not garlic we'll make sure you have enough Not devouring you entirely just taking a little blood It's only wealthy wolves that we'll make into our pets Fill the skies with bats instead of private jets Are you free? Eating scraps while they're wolfing down a feast Are you free? When morality is treated like a treat Are you free? Placing all your profits in the master's paw Maybe it's time to serve vampire overlords They say you're selfish, it's just in your nature To fight one another, to be a lone wolf It's just a myth they maintain to keep you in chains I taste community running in your veins So be free To pursue non-blood-based activities So be free Free from werewolves mauling your family So be free Come on invite me in what are you waiting for? You know it's time to serve vampire overlords
3.	The Vampire Conspiracy (Instrumental) 02:10		buy track

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🦇 Vampire Conspiracy (Part I): Completely re-recorded and mixed with a new verse, bridge, and GUITAR SOLO.

🐺 Vampire Conspiracy (Part II) : A completely new song, sung by vampire

🧛‍♂️ Vampire Conspiracy (Instrumental): For gothic disco nights

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released October 27, 2023

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Oli Frost London, UK

Oli Frost writes novelty music about the climate crisis, pretty much exclusively.

This is part of his so-called mission to "Refrost The Planet".

He is also known as the famous recorder player Recorda Boi

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